You may have wondered about life on Earth not fitting into either major explanation of how it got started (Evolution vs Creationism), why what lives here is so diverse and the whole planet being so chaotic.  There are numerous experts that are willing to make statements about Ancient Aliens and how it is possible they had many types of interventions throughout the history of the planet. The current understanding of this seems to be based on bad pictures, evaluation of historical events and buildings to fit the story being told and even worse speculation about events that mostly have an explanation that while complex fits the event perfectly. Then there are the few sightings or personal statements about encounters that just don’t fit any proposed scenario. This story will go into one of those events from a point of view you have never heard, that of an offworlder.

 

   Where you are was considered an out of the way solarsphere with planets where life was developing very slowly and which wasn’t of particular use to anyone so everyone who counted decided to treat it like a lab. Numerous different life forms placed lower level life on the planet to see what developed over time. After a few eons things went stagnate, the group decided to start over which is when those very large critters you call dinosaurs finally went away.  Well after that Earth became a very complex and chaotic place because for a very longtime it has been used like Australia was originally by the English, a place for bad characters and those that just don’t get along well with others. I am one of the unsocial characters, didn’t do something to get atomized but got sent here for a short time for me but about a century for you. Getting here isn’t at all like you see in Men in Black more like the Terminator movies with a lot more planning for staying here and we just get a molecular rearrangement to look like a common human for where we are going to start out. That’s correct, no beautiful people or physical specimens that would attract attention but once here some mess with the locals more than others. This accounts for your Gods, the genuine Geniuses and the really bad people. Most of the bad ones were actually fully human but had an advisor or lover that wasn’t. Then there are the vampire stories, which are in culture’s from around the world ranging from antiquity up through today. Those chronical visits from my race, we don’t have corporal existence in our native habitat and live on what you call dark energy. When we assembled into human form the best intake is humans, usually the whole package but when in a hurry or interrupted just the blood will suffice. When we get to fully feed there are no visible leftovers and another missing person report gets filed. By the way as far as I know, which is quite a lot, nobody has ever probed humans or taken them off planet in spacecraft. Species that use spacecraft would take so long to get here that the trip just wouldn’t be worthwhile, besides they wouldn’t be allowed inside your solarsphere.  So, don’t worry about “The 4^th of July” ever happening. Did this movie cause you to wonder why beings that covered hundreds of light years in a huge ship would fight you using little fighter planes in your atmosphere? Also, the rest of us certainly never needed one of you to find out all about you physical, mental or reproductive capacities!

 

  Now that the background is in place lets dwell into the event I want to give you a look at through my sensory input but in your language, as best as I use it as it is a bit clumsy. I have lots of free time, so I walk about wherever I am and enjoy the wild life, that is you by the way. The number of insane things you do to yourselves and others is comical, of course it was all set in motion by the beings that modified the lab with that well-placed asteroid. Anyway, I was in a little town by a lake on this day and when I passed over a bridge that had a path running under it decided to walk to wherever it went. Once on the path I passed by a number of young people smoking something that smelled sweat, some old men drinking out of a bottle inside a paper bag and a couple trying to reproduce at the edge of a woods. The path wound around a bit, the area around it turned to swamp and then I heard running water.   I sensed life forms up ahead and further on when turning a corner three adult human males were standing by a small bridge. They were unkempt, wore clothes that didn’t seem very clean, and when I said, “Hello.” they didn’t respond. I walked past them then turned sideways to look at them. The biggest one said, “What are you looking at and took a step toward me.” I thought about the question and replied, “my food.” They looked around, seemed confused and mutter to each other that I must be nuttier than a fruitcake. I had no idea what that meant, turned to fully face them and said, “In a few minutes a female of your species will walk by and when she has gone you shall be my meal.”  The big one again stepped toward me and said, “Look around Mac, we don’t got no food so get lost!” This is when the female came into view and seeing four males hesitated a bit, I said, “It is ok, they look a lot worse than they are.” I was well dressed and groomed so she kept walking our way, although I noticed her pace did quicken.

 

  I no longer detected anyone around us and mentally said to the big human, “You seem the most eager so you can be first, as I stepped closer to him.” He looked bewildered, I waited, he swung an arm at me with his hand closed up in a ball shape. I just stood there and when he connected with my face he screamed as his hand turned into mush with bone and blood dropping off of it along with the arm just dropping to the side of his body. He would have been screaming but I had already taken care of that. I smiled at him, noticed the others going for their bicycles and stopped them in their tracks. You see the stories about vampires using hypnotism are close but it is actually what you would call mind control. The big guy just looked at me as I stepped in and did the bit the neck thing, the blood is always the first course and then when time allows the meat follows. He wasn’t particularly tasty so I let him drop and went over to the smallest one. This one was still trying to move, I could see his muscles tense up and him screaming with no sound coming out when I took his blood which was better than the big guy’s. Given the better tasting blood I decided to do the meat while I was at it. You may have heard of insects that when they bit actually inject digestive juices so that consumption doesn’t require lots of chomping, like you must do when eating. Well we do that so as the third guy watched, also doing silent screams, I ingested his buddy. What I didn’t consume just went into the ground like any other liquid to be washed away during the next rain. I proceed over to number three and played with his mind, showed him pictures of impossible places, then had the first course which was the best yet as was his meat. Now I had a large problem, I was full and still had the big guy with the bad taste laying on the ground. I didn’t want the rest of him so I picked him up, not physically of course, and transported him out further into the swamp area where I lifted a bunch of wet soil with dead tree parts and vines, dropped him in the hole and put the topping back. A dusting of leaves made the whole area looked like nothing had taken place there for many many years, yours of course. May seem minimalistic to sum up your planets history in so few words but keep in mind that everything seems much grander when processed by children. Oh, one last thing while we keep our mental capacity and greatly enhance the physical capabilities of a standard human body while in your form we definitely do not change into bats!